Aussie Jokes for Kids

 1. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

AnswerA stick

 2. Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock?

AnswerSo he would be on time

 3. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?

AnswerTheir joeys have to play inside

 4. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

AnswerA woolie jumper (sweater to Americans)

 5. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a giraffe?

AnswerBroken legs

 6. What do you get when you cross a glove with a Tasmanian Devil?

AnswerI don't know, but I wouldn't want to shake hands with it

 7. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

AnswerAll animals because bridges can't jump

 8. How do you stop a wild dingo from charging you?

AnswerTake away his credit card

 9. Why does a frog have more lives than a cat?

AnswerBecause it croaks every night

10. What do frogs drink?

AnswerCroak-a-cola

11. Why did the crocodile cross the road?

AnswerHe was following the chicken

12. Why did the emu cross the road?

AnswerTo prove he wasn't chicken

13. Why did the wallaby cross the road?

AnswerBecause it was the chicken's day off

14. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

AnswerBecause he was a double-crosser

15. Where do sheep get their hair cut?

AnswerAt the baa baa shop

16. What do you call a bunch of Barbies standing in a row?

AnswerA Barbie queue