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Aussie Jokes for Kids

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You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that's the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we'll never tell.

 1. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

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 2. Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock?

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 3. Why do kangaroo mums hate bad weather?

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 4. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

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 5. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a giraffe?

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 6. What do you get when you cross a glove with a Tasmanian Devil?

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 7. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

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 8. How do you stop a wild dingo from charging you?

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 9. Why does a frog have more lives than a cat?

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10. What do frogs drink?

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11. Why did the crocodile cross the road?

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12. Why did the emu cross the road?

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13. What is red and stands in the corner?

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14. Why is a tree better than a guard dog?

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15. How do telephones get married?

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16. What is the leading cause of dry skin?

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17. What did the necktie say to the hat?

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