Feb 242020

Worried about your overtired and unhappy child!? Sometimes, children’s seem dull due to over tiredness and goes mood off. There are many reasons in our modern lifestyle that makes our children being uninterested on certain things, emotionally unavailable for learning, etc. What would be the best solution in front of you? If you ask me, I would say, to get along with the children is the best way to help kids get rid of their moodiness and tiredness. But how could we do that!? To our surprise, we have a lot many jokes around us which helps us to improve our kid’s devastating emotional mood. 

Yes, I highly recommend and encourage all the parents, teachers, and guardians to spend a quality time with the unhappy, dull children through jokes. Jokes impart good sense of humor and also laughing together is a great way to connect with the children since jokes create a fun world and active environment. Also, a good sense of humor makes children healthier, sharper, smarter, and ready to face and cope up with their everyday challenges. Sense of humor is something learned quality that should be developed in kids but not something hail from genetic quality. Good jokes impart good sense of humor!!

Here are some amusing benefits of good sense of humor on which kids can rely on throughout their life.

  • Gets the ability to find funny part in others and amuses them as well.
  • Be spontaneous
  • Keeps kids happier and more optimistic
  • Analyses things from many perspectives other than the most obvious
  • Helps kids emotionally and socially
  • Improves self-esteem
  • Able to handle adversities of childhood
  • Observes things beyond the surface
  • enjoy and participate in the playful aspects of life

You all might have heard of a bunch of Australian jokes that are delivered in different ways. All the Australian themed jokes may not always lighten up your kid’s mood but a joke with a good comic sense might at least get a chuckle. Here is our best collection of Australian Jokes especially for kids.

Aussie Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A: A woolly jumper!
  2. How does every Aussie joke start? A. By looking over your shoulder!
  3. How many Australian men are required to change a light bulb? A. None! It’s a woman’s job.
  4. Why do mothers of kangaroos hate rainy days or bad weather? A. Because they think that their children play inside.
  5. What do you call if a baby kangaroo is lazy? A. A pouch potato!
  6. What did the Australian do after raking the leaves? A. He fell out of the tree
  7. How does a kangaroo pick his favorite rugby team? A. He jumps on the bandwagon.
  8. What is the Australian animal that most resembles the Australian male? A. The wombat, because he eats, roots, and leaves.
  9. What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away? A. Snot!
  10. What do you call it when you cook meat from the front of a kangaroo? A. A hot pocket!
  11. What kind of music is kangaroo’s favorite one to listen to? A. Hip Hop
  12. Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia? A. Too bad, they’re still working on it.
  13. Why do Australian football players do so well in math? A. They know how to use their heads! Lolzzz…
  14. What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
  15. If you find gold in Australia, where should you look for silver? A. Agstralia!!
  16. What do you call a talking kangaroo? A. A quantum leap.
  17. Why did the manager hire the marsupial? A. Because he was koala-fied.
  18. How many Aussies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? A. Ten. One to make the batter, and nine to peel the M&Ms.
  19. Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? A. So he’d be on time!
  20. What do you call an Aussie with 100 girlfriends? A. A farmer.
  21. What are the only two seasons a bogan can name? A. Football and cricket.
  22. How do Australians call their mother? A. wow
  23. What do you call a LAN party in Australia? A. The LAN Down Under
  24. Why isn’t the Australian national football team allowed to own a dog?  A. Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
  25. Now I know why Australians call each other “Mate”… A. Because it’s a short form of **INMATE**…
  26. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbor Bridge? A. All animals, because bridges can’t jump! Hahaha!!
  27. How many Aussies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
  28. What’s the difference between Cinderella and the Melbourne football team? A. Cinderella wanted to get to the ball.
  29. What do you call an Aussie in the finals of the World Cup? A. A referee.
  30. Why is Australia such a dry country? A. We don’t have a king or queen to reign on it.
  31. A Kiwi, an Englishman, and an Australian walk into a bar.  A. The barman says, “Is this some kind of bloody joke?”
  32. Why is the Australian emergency line is“000”? A. Because it’ll look the same when your phone is upside down.
  33. Why did the manager hire the marsupial? A. Because he was koala-fied.
  34. What sound does an Australian cow make? A. OOW
  35. What does an Australian bricklayer wear at work? A. A bloody hell, mate!

Conversation: A normal winter day in Australia

Son: Dad, I’m cold.

Dad: Go stand in a corner.

Son: Why?

Dad: Because it’s 90 degrees there.

Turn your kid into a little comedian at home using an easy way of telling simple and humored Aussie jokes at home. These jokes are perfect to time pass at dinner table and makes your overtired kid’s mood happy during bed time. Have your child in stitches by reading our kid-friendly Australian Jokes.

Sources: https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/aussie-jokes

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