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Oxymorons will put a smile on your face and make you to giggle.
An oxymoron is a word or set of words that combines contradictory terms. I’ve put together a list of oxymorons that make you go hmm. No belly laughs, but smiling inside makes you feel good too.
act natural action plan adult children another one assistant principalbaby grand barely dressed behave badly bitter sweet black light brief longing bus stationcalm breeze cherry tomato classic novel cold sweat constant change cost savings crash landing criminal justice crowded roomdefensive attack deliberate mistake devilishly good dotted line drag race dress pants dull roareasy task earth angel electric candles escaped prisoner extinct life | fast idle faulty logic fine mess flood control forgotten memories fresh frozen front endgenuine imitation global village graduate student graphic languagehalf empty hard water head butt holy war home office homeless shelter human natureice water idle work ill health income tax inside out invisible ink irate patientjungle gymlead balloon light shade liquid crystal live recording living dead living fossil | minor disaster mobile home modern history mud bathnegative growth never again new age new tradition non-dairy creamer non-working motherobstructed view old news once again one pair open secret original copypaid volunteer paper tablecloth passive resistance peace offensive permanent change personal business plastic glass primitive technologyquestionable answer quiet ragerandom order regular specials retired worker riot control rising deficit rolling stop | sad clown safety hazard science fiction second best sight unseen short distance silent alarm sit up sleep walk slow speed sound asleep still life stop action student teacher sugarless candy sweet tarttaped live toll free top floor tragic comedyvacuum filled virtual realitywar games water vapor well-known secret white chocolate winged feet wooden nickel work party working vacationyoung adult |
While the following are not true oxymorons, they are are humorous and I’ve included them here.
business ethics, civil war, educational television, freedom fighters,
government workers, honest broker, and military intelligence