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This article is all about the Aussie School Jokes for Kids providing list of wonderful jokes with answer and while reading it kids will enjoy with friends .
You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that’s the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we’ll never tell.
1. Teacher says “Timmy, why does your homework look like Amy wrote it?”
2. Teacher says, “John, why did you eat your homework?”
3. Teacher says, “Martin, why did you eat your homework?”
4. Teacher says, “David, why would you say your cat ate your homework?”
5. Teacher says, “Can anyone tell me how many letters are in the alphabet?”
6. Student says, “Do you know why that teacher has crossed eyes?”
7. Student says, “Do you know why that teacher smiles when he closes his eyes”
8. Teacher says, “Mary, your shoes are on the wrong feet”
9. Teacher says, “Scott, what happened 100 years ago in Australia?”
10. Teacher says, “Sharon, do you write with your left or your right hand?”
11. Teacher says, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
12. Teacher says, “Peter, if you had 10 lollies and ate 7 of them, what would you have?”
13. What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
14. Why does your teacher wear sunnies?
15. Why did the skeleton fail the test?
16. Why did the young prince bring the king to school?
17. What is the maths book always mad?
18. Why did a song do well in school?
19. Why was the computer late for school?