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Aussie Jokes for Kids

You may have heard some of these jokes told in a slightly different way. Some people call them groaners because that's the sound adults make when they read them. So if you feel like a bit of silly humour to brighten your day, take a look at our jokes for children. No one is looking and we'll never tell.

 1. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

 2. Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock?

 3. Why do kangaroo moms hate bad weather?

 4. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?

 5. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a giraffe?

 6. What do you get when you cross a glove with a Tasmanian Devil?

 7. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?

 8. How do you stop a wild dingo from charging you?

 9. Why does a frog have more lives than a cat?

10. What do frogs drink?

11. Why did the crocodile cross the road?

12. Why did the emu cross the road?

13. Why did the wallaby cross the road?

14. Why did the dingo cross the road twice?

15. Where do sheep get their hair cut?

16. What do you call a bunch of Barbies standing in a row?


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