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Jokes That Make You Go Hmm?
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- Ever wonder how much deeper the oceans would be without sponges?
- If light travels faster than sound,
is this why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Why is it called rush hour when the traffic is moving the slowest?
- If love is blind, why is so much money spent on lingerie?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If you only have one TV, why do they call it a TV set?
- Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing so well.
- Why is a man who invests all your money called a broker?
- If the person who plays a piano is called a pianist,
why isn't the person who races cars called a racist?
- If people from Poland are called Poles,
why don't we call people from Holland Holes?
- If tin whistles are made out of tin,
what do they make fog horns out of?
- If your parents never had children, it's a good bet that you won't either.
- Why do you go to sleep when your alarm clock is on, but wake up when it goes off ?
- Never be afraid of trying to do something new.
Remember it was amateurs that built the ark and professionals that built the Titanic.
- How can a cemetery raise its price on a burial and blame it on the cost of living?
- Is it possible to buy a complete chess set in a pawn shop?
|Did you know that in the English language ...
... month, orange, silver, purple
... abstemious, facetious
| longest word typed with only the left hand|
longest word typed with your right hand
longest word typed on one row of the keyboard
only word that ends with the 2 letters "mt"
words that don't rhyme with anything
only words which have all 5 vowels (aeiou) in order
How can we have . . .
jumbo shrimp (American) (note: joke doesn't work in Australia .. called prawns, not shrimp)
a male lady bug ?
And finally . . .
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't . . .
electricians be delighted
musicians be denoted
models be deposed
tree surgeons be debarked
cowboys be deranged
dry cleaners be depressed ?