JOKES

Jokes That Make You Go Hmm?

Jokes that make you go hmm  –  Page 1   Page 2

• Ever wonder how much deeper the oceans would be without sponges?
• If light travels faster than sound,
  is this why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Have a Laugh on Us

• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Why is it called rush hour when the traffic is moving the slowest?
• If love is blind, why is so much money spent on lingerie?
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• If you only have one TV, why do they call it a TV set?
• Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
  A tax is a fine for doing so well.
• Why is a man who invests all your money called a broker?
• If the person who plays a piano is called a pianist,
  why isn't the person who races cars called a racist?
• If people from Poland are called Poles,
  why don't we call people from Holland Holes?
• If tin whistles are made out of tin,
  what do they make fog horns out of?
• If your parents never had children, it's a good bet that you won't either.
• Why do you go to sleep when your alarm clock is on, but wake up when it goes off ?
• Never be afraid of trying to do something new.
  Remember it was amateurs that built the ark and professionals that built the Titanic.
• How can a cemetery raise its price on a burial and blame it on the cost of living?
• Is it possible to buy a complete chess set in a pawn shop?