JOKES

More Jokes That Make You Go Hmm?

Jokes that make you go hmm  –  Page 1   Page 2

• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
• I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.

Have a Laugh on Us

• I'm confused. No wait ... maybe I'm not.
• Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent.
• Don't argue with an idiot.
  People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
• Some people bring happiness every place they go.
  Others do it when they go.
• Always borrow things from a pessimist.
  He never expects to get them back.
• How is a shark like a spider?
  I'd scream the same if I touched one.
• Why aren't table scraps made of wood?
• Why do we call it a "hot" water heater when it heats cold water?
• Why do we call it a "wood" heater when it doesn't heat wood?
• Change is a part of life except when it involves a vending machine.
• Why do you believe it when someone says there are 3 billion stars, but have to touch the item with the wet paint sign?
• It's said the early bird gets the worm, but I say it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. (Think about it!)
• Speed is relative.
  A bus goes twice as fast when you're trying to catch it as it does when you're riding in it.
• A bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where the train stops.
  So the work station on my desk is where . . .
• If a man speaks in the forest, but there's no woman there to hear him ... is he still wrong?