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Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes  –  Page 1   Page 2

Sorry, we couldn't resist putting on this page some of the jokes you've sent us. If you're a blonde, just change it to another group: solicitors, pollies, people from another state, etc. Humour is universal.

Q: Did you hear about the traffic jam in Perth
     that lasted for hours?
A: Imagine 4 blonde tourists in 4 cars at a
     roundabout. Scary.

Q: Why did the blonde tourist cross the road?
A: I don't know and neither does she.
    Perhaps she's looking for the chook.

Q: What do blondes and Tooheys beer bottles
     have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

A blonde tourist walked into Harvey Normans and asked to buy a PM radio. Thinking this must be a new kind of radio overseas, the salesman said, "What does it do?" She replied, "It plays at night. I already have an AM radio for the day."

Q: What's the difference between a smart
     blonde and Tassie tiger?
A: Maybe someday we'll find the tiger.

Did you hear about the parachute invented by a blonde?

It opens on impact. It's the reason there are no sky diving clubs for blondes.

Have a Laugh on Us

Q: Why was the blonde tourist so pleased with
     herself when she finished the jigsaw puzzle
     of the Sydney skyline?
A: It said 3 - 4 years on the box and she
     finished it in 6 months.

Did you hear about the blonde tourist who locked her three friends in her Holden?

She called a locksmith to get them out. He charged her triple the rate because he unlocked 3 doors to get the 3 of them out. Blondes make his day.

Q: Why was the blonde staring at a shelf in
     Woolies?
A: She was buying laundry powder and it said
    concentrate.

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty milk jug
     in the fridge?
A: Just in case someone wanted black coffee.


Q: Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger
     in the back seat of her car?
A: In case she locks her keys in.

Q: What do you call a brunette standing
     between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

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