Blonde Jokes – Page 1 Page 2
Sorry, we couldn't resist putting on this page some of the jokes you've sent us. If you're a blonde, just change it to another group: solicitors, pollies, people from another state, etc. Humour is universal.
Q: Did you hear about the traffic jam in Perth
Q: Why did the blonde tourist cross the road?
Q: What do blondes and Tooheys beer bottles
A blonde tourist walked into Harvey Normans and asked to buy a PM radio. Thinking this must be a new kind of radio overseas, the salesman said, "What does it do?" She replied, "It plays at night. I already have an AM radio for the day."
Q: What's the difference between a smart
Did you hear about the parachute invented by a blonde?
It opens on impact. It's the reason there are no sky diving clubs for blondes.
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Q: Why was the blonde tourist so pleased with
Did you hear about the blonde tourist who locked her three friends in her Holden?
She called a locksmith to get them out. He charged her triple the rate because he unlocked 3 doors to get the 3 of them out. Blondes make his day.
Q: Why was the blonde staring at a shelf in
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty milk jug
Q: What do you call a brunette standing