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Sorry, we couldn't resist. If you're a blonde, just change it to another group: solicitors, pollies, people from another state, etc. Humour is universal.

Q: Did you hear about the traffic jam in Perth that lasted for hours?
A: Imagine 4 blonde tourists in 4 cars at a roundabout. Scary.

Q: Why did the blonde tourist cross the road?
A: I don't know and neither does she. Perhaps she's looking for the chook.

Q: What do blondes and Tooheys beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

A blonde tourist walked into Harvey Normans and asked to buy a PM radio. Thinking this must be a new kind of radio overseas, the salesman said, "What does it do?" She replied, "It plays at night. I already have an AM radio for the day."

Q: Why was the blonde tourist so pleased with herself when she finished the
     jigsaw puzzle of the Sydney skyline?
A: It said 3 - 4 years on the box and she finished it in 6 months.

A blonde tourist wanted to try out water skiing for the first time. So she rented a pair of water skis and paid for lessons. As she was leaving, she turned and asked the shop owner where the lake with a slope was.

Did you hear about the blonde tourist who locked her three friends in her Holden?
She called a locksmith to get them out. He charged her triple the rate because he unlocked 3 doors to get the 3 of them out. Blondes make his day.

Did you hear about the parachute invented by a blonde?
It opens on impact. It's the reason there are no sky diving clubs for blondes here.

Q: Why was the blonde staring at a shelf in Woolies?
A: She was buying laundry powder and it said concentrate.

Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty milk jug in the fridge?
A: Just in case someone wanted black coffee.

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Tassie tiger?
A: Maybe someday we'll find the tiger.

Q: Know how to make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ear. (Torch is a flashlight to you Yanks.)

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